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LYRICS:
Oh I remember a time when life was so much simpler and not so quick way back in the year 2006.
Never heard of RSSes. My hands were full with two email addresses and a myspace page; lying about my income and age.
I also had a blog about remote control cars–roboblog.blogspot.com. I updated multiple times…a year.
And just when I thought I had it all figured out, my little brother started a video blog. I refuse to be left here in the digital dust. I’m socially networking my way back on top!
Follow me, poke me, feed me! I’ll stumble upon you, digg you freely! Take a dip in my photostream! The “e” in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city of which I am king (or mayor). Or moron.
I’m laughin in your face if you just joined Facebook today. It’s so “last year.” Even my boss has “weekend” pics on there. Weekend pics? Yeah, like casual pics–in his hottub. Did he tag himself?
And now I can’t remember what life was like before I Twittered. I can’t resist telling the world I just found a cyst. Oh man, you think it’s serious? If it is, I’ll let you know in 140 characters or less.
Lately I’ve been signing up on so many sites I’ve had to hire a fulltime password guy. You can watch him day-or-night on my live stream. It’s the cutting-edge opposite of interesting!
Google me, plurk me, feed me! Deliciously linked-in, pwn you neatly! Take a sip of my photostream! The “e” in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city of which I am king (or mayor). You’re so leet. You’re a loser noob. You’re an uber lame king. I’ll pwn you as king.
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Understand the basics behind how the Internet works.
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http://www.SavetheInternet.com
WINNER of a 2007 Webby People’s Voice Award!
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Senator Ted Stevens talking about the Net Neutrality Bill
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A pre-conceived version of the internet.
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Dedicated to the Hoax–I mean Heene family.
(Shortayyyy) Aww Daddy
Get your blankies ready its about to go down
We about to create a media circus
Daddys ****ing crazy lets go somewhere he aint never gonna find us
Im in a Box!
I’m in a box (I’m in a box)
I’m in a box (I’m in a box)
Everybody look at me cause I’m hiding in a box
I’m in a box (I’m in a box)
I’m in a box
Take a good hard look at the mother*** box
I’m in a box mommy-daddy take a look at me
In a dark, dark attic, up above the G
Thats garage, G, reporters all up on my jock,
But they cant find me, cuz Im in a mother*** box!
Take a picture, trick (trick) hes in a box, goon (goon)
So why does yall keep starin, up at that balloon?
I got my big bro, he says Im flyin higher
He said I climbed up in, liar liar pants on fire!
I aint on no balloon, thats some Disney sh**
Im in the attic mommy-daddy, watching sumin legit
This aint no weather balloon, this is real as it gets
Hes in a box mommy-daddy, don’t you ever forget
I’m in a box and, it’s really dark and
Yall think Im in the sky, cuz my name is Falcon?
Im the best kept secret, like Anne Franks diary
Its so quiet, shhh, like an old nuns priory
{Shut the *** up! Im nappin hard here!!!)
**** beds, I’m in a box, mommy-daddy (mommy-daddy)
**** ground, I climb attics, mommy-daddy (mommy-daddy)
Take naps with my toys, mommy-daddy(yeah)
Hush, go to bed, dont make noise, mommy-daddy
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
C-N-N on the tv now (TV now)
Get an agent in LA somehow (LA somehow)
My dad on Wife Swap 2? Anything is possible!
Yeah, never thought I’d be on TV
Everybodys been looking for me (yeah)
FAA~!! Yall cant find me
Never thought I’d be in a box
Have everyone calling the cops
Believe me when I say, my–my dad told me we did it for the show.
Director/Writer: Anthony Bui http://www.vimeo.com/anthonybui
DP/Co-Editor/Co-Song Writer: Mu Sun- http://www.musunone.com
Production Design: Courtney Raney- http://www.courtneyraney.com
Camera Rental House: Bishop Park- www.bishoppark.org
Wardrobe: Tim&Gaelan Styles donning Bishop Park Clothing- http://www.bishoppark.org
This video would not have been possible without the help of: Mu Sun, Courtney Raney, Daniel Ahn, Thai Vo, and the acting skills of Tim Jo, Gaelan Connell, Jay Mitsch, and Ellen Ho. Let’s not forget Mercy Malick who provided a tablecloth and her home! THANK YOU ALL!
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Moss introduces Jen to a new concept in business technology: The Internet.
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An animated tribute to the internet people of the world, wherever you may be. Animated by Dan Meth, with music by Dan Meth and Micah Frank.
Find out more at:
http://www.methminute39.com
Call the Meth Minute hotline: 1-866-575-1384
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Mastering the Internet infomercial from 1994.
Originally created for SuperDeluxe.com
Starring Jonah Ray
Directed by Peter Atencio
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http://good.is/
GOOD Magazine: Internet Porn
Video: Max Joseph
Music: Don C.
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